On June 6, 2013 a 65-year-old man took off his shorts at a beach near Stockholm and began masturbating into the ocean.
According to Swedish newsite, The Local;
the man was charged with sexual assault, but was acquitted last week
after a judge ruled that he was not targeting a specific person.
The prosecutor even implied that it was “okay” to play with yourself in
public!
Public Prosecutor, Olof Vrethammar said:
“For this to be a criminal offence it’s required that the sexual molestation was directed towards one or more people.I think the court’s judgement is reasonable.With that we can conclude that it is okay to masturbate on the beach.”
Vrethammar however agreed that in the future, public masturbation might be considered disorderly conduct.
The ruling in this case comes just three months after Sweden’s last major sex scandal. Okay, I just had to chip this one in…
The Swedish police in Stockholm also announced that same June, 2013 that a man who RAPES bicycles was on the loose.
This weird act was revealed to the police after Swedish cyclist Per Edstrom
had his bike violated one too many times. Edstrom installed a security
camera in front of his home, left his bike outside, and then waited to
catch the culprit.
Sure
enough, the hooded bicycle rapist showed up, cut open a tyre, and began
to masturbate onto the bike as the tire deflated, all while holding a
piece of paper in his hand.
The owner of the raped bike, Per Edstrom told the Swedish paper Kvällsposten:
“This man
is probably completely harmless, bicycles are just his thing. I am not
scared of him, but mostly irritated over all the punctures I have had to
fix.”
Edstrom was
also concerned about what the bike rapist held in his hand…if it was a
photo of Edstrom’s girlfriend the man was masturbating with
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