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MEN WILL ALWAYS STARE.



By Dzifa A. Caroline




It never hurts to find yourself ogling as a man. Really. I say this because women, even without fake eyelashes and boobs or make up are deliciously good to look at

So men ogle. It is a skill that has been passed from forefathers and when a daughter of Eve sashays past, they stop and stare — at her curves, eyes, lips, legs, hair, gait… Yes, men stare



 

Seven-year-old boys stare. Grandpas ogle. Presidents and the ordinary man alike can’t help staring when a lovely woman walks past. Sorry, let me correct that — she doesn’t have to be lovely. When a woman walks past, even a witch, men stare.






They bump into lampposts, smash into walls, drive off the road and risk bicycle accidents because when a woman passes by, they can’t help turning and craning their necks for that last look.

I remember walking a few times with some of my male friends as they turn and catch a glimpse at another girl pass by. Particularly with Efo Mawuli from Ghana, he would look in the direction the lady is supposed to go; making it seem like the lady fell into his view path, and then he stares. If he’s interrupted, be sure he would turn the second time to catch the last view. He says every time he’s questioned, ‘staring at ladies feed the male eyes’. 

He even has another school of thought that staring at ladies boobs improves their health and adds up to their life span.







Another friend from Kenya, Ted confessed to his childhood girlfriend that he couldn’t help but stare at another girl passing by because, ‘ the woman walking ahead of us had a bottom so well shaped only an artist could have sculptured it. 

Her legs evoked the rumble of distant thunder and when she walked, her grace was such that you understood instantly why Pokot warriors (used to) raid livestock for dowry’’. She was simply beautiful. After staring he turned to the girlfriend and said, ‘you are the most beautiful girl on earth’. 

How interesting! I bet you are wondering if the girlfriend whacked him across the face, but fortunately, that was in 1993, long before Nyeri women began Nyerifying their men. Instead, she laughed and said, “Okay!”So when they passed the lovely thing, he did what every respectable man would do in similar circumstances: he twisted his neck around and ogled — for just one last time.

Ha! And I almost forgot about Dr Ampaw Maurice,the most celebrated legal practitioner/commentator of the 2012 Election Petition in Ghana. He stated on Viasat TV that staring at women is something he loves to do. But most glorious of all, being a man allows you to behold the scented flowers that God bequeathed you on an almost daily basis; 

A WOMAN. I am proud to be watched, what about you?.

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